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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 03:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

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Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the XXX XXX Keerna Kappor video?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

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share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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